Woman In Shock After Lover Forgets ‘His Pen1s’ On The Bed
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Zimbabwean woman, Nobukhosi Ncube had the shock of her life when she found her lover’s pen*s on the bed.

According to myzimbabwe.co.zw, Nobukhosi’s live-in lover, Skhalazo Ndhlovu insisted on having S3x in the dark throughout their relationship.
Nobukhosi said that the pain she experienced during intercourse was unbearable.
“The pen*s was too big and too strong. It was not like the pen*s of a human being,” she said.
“At night when we had S3x I couldn’t see anything,” said Nobukhosi.
But nine months into their relationship, Nobukhosi went to make the bed one morning and found the big plastic pen*s between the sheets.
“I found out my boyfriend was a woman like me,” Nobukhosi said.
When asked for comment, Skhalazo said: “Mygirlfriend knew I’m a woman.”

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Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.

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Thursday, 30 April 2015

Woman In Shock After Lover Forgets ‘His Pen1s’ On The Bed

Zimbabwean woman, Nobukhosi Ncube had the shock of her life when she found her lover’s pen*s on the bed.

According to myzimbabwe.co.zw, Nobukhosi’s live-in lover, Skhalazo Ndhlovu insisted on having S3x in the dark throughout their relationship.
Nobukhosi said that the pain she experienced during intercourse was unbearable.
“The pen*s was too big and too strong. It was not like the pen*s of a human being,” she said.
“At night when we had S3x I couldn’t see anything,” said Nobukhosi.
But nine months into their relationship, Nobukhosi went to make the bed one morning and found the big plastic pen*s between the sheets.
“I found out my boyfriend was a woman like me,” Nobukhosi said.
When asked for comment, Skhalazo said: “Mygirlfriend knew I’m a woman.”

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