Some think that the bigger br easts you have the better. Others are assured that big bobbis is the pinnacle of female achievement. But none of them could imagine what kind of difficulties busty women face throughout their life.
1. That pretty bra on the mannequin in the shop? They will never have it in your size.
2. That, when you’re br eastfeeding, they’ll get even bigger. Bigger than a baby’s head. This is quite frightening. Also you’ll need one hand to support the bo ob, one to support the baby and then… then you’re out of hands.
3. The death-stare penalty of wearing a low cut top near someone else’s husband.
4. The joy of bumping into someone you know when you are running up stairs, late, clutching your chest.
5. That crossover handbags and seat belts are not your friends – unless you like the uneven look.
6. The sadness of never being able to wear strapless tops or dresses.
7. Back ache.
8. Side bo ob.
9. Quadbobbi.
10. Catcalls.
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