INTRESTIING!! “My Ex- Girlfriend Was The Secret To My Goal Scoring Form” C.RONALDO

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Cristiano Ronaldo, the most liked man on social media has finally admitted that ever since his Ex girl friend, Irina Shayk, left him, has hasn’t been able to get the goals with the same frequency as he normally does, because she was his goal scoring muse.

Ronaldo was over taken by Messi this weekend as the top scorer in Europe after the Argentine put two past Eibar, and was also furious after Gareth Bale literally stole his 2 goals in their most recent La Liga game.

Despite scoring in the champions league during the week, CR7 told FNN’s Spanish Desk that he hasn’t been at his best since she left because “He just can’t seem to score when she’s not around”

When prodded further about the cause of the break up he said he couldn’t reveal all yet, but admitted that he had tried contacting her to get her back in his life and has promised not to finish her hair gel anymore. He also apologised to Gareth Bale for his reaction after he scored but issued a Stern warning saying “Stay out of the way whenever I shoot the ball”

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Some say he’s half man half fish, others say he’s more of a seventy/thirty split. Either way he’s a fishy bastard.

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Tuesday, 17 March 2015

INTRESTIING!! “My Ex- Girlfriend Was The Secret To My Goal Scoring Form” C.RONALDO


Cristiano Ronaldo, the most liked man on social media has finally admitted that ever since his Ex girl friend, Irina Shayk, left him, has hasn’t been able to get the goals with the same frequency as he normally does, because she was his goal scoring muse.

Ronaldo was over taken by Messi this weekend as the top scorer in Europe after the Argentine put two past Eibar, and was also furious after Gareth Bale literally stole his 2 goals in their most recent La Liga game.

Despite scoring in the champions league during the week, CR7 told FNN’s Spanish Desk that he hasn’t been at his best since she left because “He just can’t seem to score when she’s not around”

When prodded further about the cause of the break up he said he couldn’t reveal all yet, but admitted that he had tried contacting her to get her back in his life and has promised not to finish her hair gel anymore. He also apologised to Gareth Bale for his reaction after he scored but issued a Stern warning saying “Stay out of the way whenever I shoot the ball”

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